![]() Hello and welcome to another episode of Problems and Prophecies: a show where I, Seamus, will give you insight into the life of a modern witch. All advice is for your interpretation and should be taken with a grain of salt. Are you stuck in a divination rut? Are tarot cards just “not doing it for you”? Well fear not, because there are many other ways to receive answers from the beyond. Scrying is one of the most stereotypical forms of divination, whether or not it is referred to as “scrying” in Hollywood. The classic Romani fortune teller starring into a crystal ball includes the use of scrying. It is a visual meditation state where one relaxes their mind to receive images that answer pressing questions. Many people use a black mirror to scry, but the method can be used with fire, trees, or the famous crystal ball. If you’ve ever been daydreaming in class, you’ve already begun the to scry without knowing it. This state of relaxation is the first step to actually scrying. You must then go further to fully relax your body and really open yourself up to whatever messages you may receive, but don’t fall asleep. Beauty rest doesn’t make you psychic, and while most people don’t see much in their first few attempts, it’s important to remember that every skill takes practice. Pendulums are by far one of the easiest methods for beginners, and you can actually see the answers coming to you. A pendulum is simply a weight attached to a piece of string or chain. Most pendulums use a crystal for a weight, but metal and wood are other common materials. The user places their arm on a solid base, like a table, and lets the pendulum hang from their hand. From there, you just ask away and the pendulum will swing in the direction of the answer. However, this will only work if you program the pendulum. It’s like a weird witchy computer that lacks any software when you buy it, so carry it around for a couple of days so that it can “attune” itself to your energies. Then when you go to actually use the pendulum, ask it to show you “yes”, “no”, and “maybe/I don’t know”. This goes for all pendulums you purchase; they won’t all have the same method of answering. For example, most of my pendulums answer with nods for “yes” and shaking side-to-side for “no”, but I have a couple that answer differently. I’ll write a post in the future about pendulums, because all of that is just the tip of the iceberg. It’s also important to remember that there are many unconventional methods of divination. One of my favorites is Spotify, or any music outlet for that matter. Music can really “put you in the mood” for witchcraft, and is prefect is you want something witchy on the go. Take your music library, ask a question, and put it on shuffle. The first song that comes up is the “answer”; interpret it how you want, there isn’t really a right or wrong answer. Unless Nickelback starts playing, then the only answer is to immediately obliterate whatever device you’re listening to. Experiment with new and different methods of divination, and leave a comment below on any you think could be used. Scry for the future, swing for the past, don’t listen to Nickelback, and I’ll see you next time on Problems and Prophecies. Goodbye! P.S. Sorry there isn't a podcast this week; there should be one next time.
0 Comments
![]()
![]() Hello and welcome to another episode of Problems and Prophecies: a show where I, Seamus, will give you insight into the life of a modern witch. All advice is for your interpretation and should be taken with a grain of salt. SPACE! I LOVE SPACE! And you should too. Why limit yourself to the energies of the trees around you when you can tap into giant toxic balls of fire? There are literally endless possibilities when it comes to the “great beyond”, so this post will be more of general tips and practices you can do to get your cosmic groove on. It’s easiest to start with the biggest thing in the night sky: the moon. The moon can be incorporated into spells and other ritual work based simply on its current phase. For example, the full moon is a wonderful time for healing and cleansing magic, while the new moon is better for curses and divination. Combine the new moon with our previous techniques for hexes for a STELLAR spell that will ROCK your world. The moon is commonly used in the craft, based somewhat on the fact that it creates ocean currents. This also explains why the moon is usually connected to symbols of water, and why moon water is an everyday tool in rituals. Making moon water is as simple as charging a jar of water with your desired intent, and letting it sit in moonlight overnight. However, people may think you’re a little odd for casting spells with the moon; they may even call you a LUNATIC. Just remember to stand your ground and remind them this isn’t a PHASE. Expand your reach past the moon and you’ll come to our next range of celestial energies: the planets in our solar system. Each planet has general attributes assigned to it based on basic astrology: Venus, for example, represents money and love. This explains Bananarama’s famous line, “I’m your Venus, I’m your fire. At your desire.” Incorporate planets into spell work to give your spells a kick, and, thanks to NASA, you can even listen to what each planet sounds like to really put you in the mood. My personal favorite is Jupiter (linked below); it will take you to ANOTHER WORLD. Dive even further into the vast wasteland of space and dip into the energies of stars and constellations. Stargazing is by far one of my favorite space related activities, and there’s nothing better for grounding yourself than relaxing as you stare into the night sky. (Oh the irony.) If stargazing starts to get a little boring, star maps are a great way to turn your dull affair into a puzzle game. There’s also a solution to the oh-my-god-it’s-15-degrees-outside-I’m-never-leaving-my-house problem: crystal grids. You can channel the energies of certain constellations by laying them out with crystals or with some rocks you found lying around your house. Use whatever works for you, because your spells will only work if you think they will work. Have fun with all the energies space has to offer. Hit up Jupiter, hit up Venus, don’t cry over spilled moon water, and I’ll see you next time on Problems and Prophecies. Goodbye! The Sounds of Jupiter P.S. Comment what planet you are. I'm Saturn. ![]()
![]() Hello and welcome to another episode of Problems and Prophecies: a show where I, Seamus, will give you insight into the life of a modern witch. All advice is for your interpretation and should be taken with a grain of salt. Today we will be discussing tarot cards and the basic knowledge you need to read the cards. Tarot cards are prefect for all sorts of problems you may be facing. Need to know if you need to study more for your next test? Pull a card. Trying to find a place to hide a body? Ask your deck, and then kindly report that information to your local investigator, please. But before you can dive right in, it’s important that you have a general background of what each of the cards mean. While there is no concrete evidence as to where tarot cards originated, most sources agree that they surfaced in the mid-15th century in various parts of Europe for card games (1*). These decks then came to form the most popular version of tarot: the Rider-Waite tarot deck. Most decks are based on its format. The 78-card deck is first divided into two groups: the Major and Minor Arcana. There are 22 Major Arcana, and they can be viewed as your important details. If you draw one of these cards in a spread, you best believe you’re going to be focusing on it. The Minor Arcana are split into four categories: wands, cups, swords, and pentacles. These categories are then set up very similar to that of regular playing cards, with cards one through 10, a page, a knight, a queen, and a king. Now that you know how the tarot deck is set up, you can begin to read the cards. But if I hear someone start screaming because they drew Death, your deck is going in the trash. Tarot cards are not to be taken literally; for example, Death is associated with rebirth and a changing of times. So no, your exams won’t literally kill you. Each card has meanings that are usually universally associated with them, but it’s also important to take into account the symbolism in the artwork of the card. It helps individualize a card to what you are asking; therefore, a card can have different meanings for different readings. You can even read into the cards further: for each Minor Arcana there is symbolism behind the numbers and categories. It’s easy to get overwhelmed, so feel free to use the pamphlet each deck comes with during readings. That way, you are learning while you practice. Linked below is a free website you can use to practice reading the cards. Use one of the spreads provided to start, or just ask a question and pull one card. Pro tip: ignore reversals (upside-down cards) to start; it’s easier as they are not altogether necessary. And if you don’t like tarot, you didn’t waste any money on something you wouldn’t use. Have fun with all of the readings you can do with tarot cards. Read your future, read your past, don’t hide a dead body, and I’ll see you next time on Problems and Prophecies. Goodbye! Free tarot website Sources: ![]()
![]() Hello and welcome to the first installment of Problems and Prophecies: a show where I, Seamus, will give you insight into the life of a modern witch. Let it also be clear that all advice is up to interpretation, and should be taken with a grain of salt. Today, we will be discussing hexes, or what some call “black magic”. I, myself, am not one who strictly believes in karma, so I’m not afraid of ruining someone with something they can’t prove exists. BUT PLEASE GOD DON’T KILL SOMEONE, THAT IS ILLEGAL. Now, there are many different ways to perform a hex, but the most important aspect of the spell is your intent. The more you hate the person or organization, the harder they fall. When I want someone to burn, I take it quite literally. Burning objects is a great way to visualize the intent of your hex being released out to them. You can simply write their name on a piece of paper and wish for them to trip on their shoelaces and fall, hard. If you have a sweatshirt that belonged to your ex, throw it in a fire pit and try to remind yourself that you won’t be alone forever and wHY AM I CRYING? IT WAS SIX MONTHES AGO! Anyway, this method is great for all different kinds of spell work, so feel free to incorporate it into something other than a hex. A spell jar is another way to create a wonderful hex. Take any jar and fill it with different objects that work together to form your hex. I like to use rusty nails, dirt, and my own tears. If you burned something, the ashes of whatever you burned also work magnificently. As you place the objects into the jar, let your intentions sink into each thing you are using. Once you are finished, seal the jar and dispose of it. I like to bury mine or shatter them on something hard, so biodegradable materials should be used if you have access to them. It’s also important that you do this away from your home. You don’t want those negative energies literally on your doorstep. If a hex is a little too dark for you, there are other ways to make someone’s life miserable. Bless everyone around them to indirectly make their life seem less glamorous than everyone else’s. This can be done with the previous methods mentioned by simply changing the intent of your spell, or by saying small incantations to yourself to bless those around you. Do whatever makes you feel comfortable; a witch using only their finger can be just as powerful as a witch burning one hundred dollar bills in a fire pit of gold. And if you know the latter witch, donations can be made out to Seamus Mulready. Well there you have it folks: hexes in all of their beauty. As long as you’re having fun, who cares if you cause someone’s hair to fall out. For more lessons on the craft, tune in next time to Problems and Prophecies. Goodbye! |
AuthorI, Seamus, will make sure you can live your life magically. Archives
March 2017
Categories |